do any sexy ladies know how to repair an iron lung? I don’t have much time left
Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level
Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?
designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.
manager: Cool! So what’s it called?
designer: The boss.
manager:
manager: why’s it called that
that sounds fun :) i dreamed i was staying at a friend’s house, but he was creeping me out and then just left me with his sister (who i didn’t know), what a nerd ):<
Imagine the drama if Mystery Girl turns out to be Irish

British Aristocrat inspects victims of the irish potato famine, 1845
we’re gonna have to start eatin hard cheese and cured salted meats again to try to dodge badly inspected food like just go ahead and give me a set of leather armor and send me on a quest if you’re so set on returning us to darker times
theory: boys are cute
evidence: there’s a cute boy reading this right now